Ok, now we have to talk about cuties: birds. I’m a birds lover, eagle or sparrow, whatever. The most famous of idioms is “the early bird catches the worm”. Hard life for little birds who couldn’t wake up at time. They’ll eat some seed in the best-case, and not eat at all in the worse. Eh, what about owls? They live by night… and consequently don’t ever eat? IMPOSSIBLE, they will be “as dead as a dodo”. In idioms, birds have a complicated existence. Or, don’t have any existence, hum. You still believe not? The last one: “to kill two birds with one stone”. I might said that Tweety and co have life against them… no?
Human Race 
According to me, you have to deepen the entire role of birds in society. Your explanations are to much superficial, you just put word after word without logical and any meaning. Furthermore, you try to be cool as a cucumber but in reality I hope you’re not desesperate as we can notice it. Fix it quickly because, because humour don’t asked for that. And please, free your soul from this evil. Make birds great again.
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Uh, constructive and not very credible this is a 3/10, come on egghead
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