N°2 : Tetrapods

Hey there, after insects, we have to talk about some tetrapods (for the none-scientists: a four legs animal). The most ridiculous one: “putting lipstick on a pig”. WHO HAD THIS STUPID IDEA? It’s not very cruelty free hum. Even if this lipstick is vegan, THE PIG DON’T CAAAARE! A piggy is cute at his natural form. We love you as you are, Jambono ♥ But I have on stock other things: “an elephant in the room”. R.E.A.L.L.Y. It means there is a problem and no one discuss. But the question is: WHO HAD THI… oh, I already say that, aha. We know, this mammal is truly big. You need to put Dumbo here, and then build the room. This is absolutely boring for everybody, including the elephant. We can relate this with “as a cow in roller skate”. I needn’t to explain this, right? ‘Cause it’s clearly popular: every Sunday there are “cows in roller contest”. At any rate we can talk about two things witch have anything in common : “as a sausage in the garden”, “as a cheese on the moon” or “as an elephant in the room” …